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Skallywag Tactical The Heisenburger Koozie

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Keep It Cold. Stay Dangerous.

Your drink deserves better than a flimsy foam sleeve—and your dad jokes deserve tactical backup. Enter the Heisenburger Koozie: cold-keeping, crowd-confusing, and proudly unhinged.

Slap this on your brew and instantly gain +10 Grill Master credibility. Perfect for cookouts, tailgates, or backyard experiments gone wrong.

Jersey knit cloth with foam backing can holder that fold flat
Non-Returnable
Product May Ship From a Different Location So Please Allow Up To 7 Business Days For Shipping and Fulfillment.

Specifications

Weight	0.039999967338042 lbs
Brand	TopShelf Printers

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